thebottle
I have my 1983 Honda Goldwing up for sale for $3200. It’s a beautiful bike with only 15k original miles on it, and yesterday someone stopped in to take a look at it. I’ve put 6,000 miles on it without having a single malfunction, but of course while the man was looking at it the blinker system failed. Read the rest of this entry »
I’m still not entirely sure how it happened, but I am sure that I have one less big toenail. One moment I am getting out of the shower, and the next moment I am tripping and looking down to see my toenail hanging from my toe. I immediately knew that it was beyond the healing capabilities of the band-aid; it had to be pulled.
I will give a bit advice as to the selection of the pliers; use a needle-nose pliers. I tried using a regular style pliers at first, but the the pliers just kept bumping into the bleeding tissue under the nail which caused great discomfort and an inability to concentrate. Once I switched to the needle-nose pliers I was able to get a firm grip and successfully pull the nail out.
If you would like to see a picture of the toe immediately after the operation or if you would like to see a video of the operation then click on the more link.
I was looking through my website logs as I occasionally do to find out who is referring to me, and then I noticed an amusing link.
Someone was using MSN to search for “caught jerking off stories” and made it to my site. I don’t know what is funnier, the fact that someone was searching for “caught jerking off stories” or the fact that they made it all the way to page 8, and more than likely even further.
UPDATE (12/22/08):
This post is now the most visited post on the site. You god damn animals!
Personal Library Manager now costs $4.99, so if you want the most recent version you will have to consult with Mr. Abraham Lincoln. However, if you believe I consider you a friend then just ask and you shall recieve.
Thanks for all the suggestions and support.
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